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DAVID BANNER, Pop That

I ain’t lying, I get weak for the freak
She’s so sweet the way she pop, pop, pop, her butt-cheek
She got golds in her mouth, always hollerin’ about the South
If the boys came through, now she’s putting up the house


GHANDI, being deep

“Be the change you want to see in the world.”  - Mahatma Gandhi

PROJECT PACK, Good Googly Moogly

Nice tats on ya body, liquor comin’ out ya pores

Weed stench ya ain’t right, G-string for some drawers

You can call me Mr. Whipple, I won’t do no harmin’

Never to the Charmin, come holla at me woman



SENECA on worry

“Nothing is so wretched or foolish as to anticipate misfortunes. What madness is it to be expecting evil before it comes.” - Seneca
LIL FLIP, Say it to my face

These nikkas love to hate, but I’m aight wit that!

These M-16’s will push your whole temple back

Nikka remember that, I am not a game

I guarantee, y’all nikkas coppin’ my chain

Cause y’all jackin’ my style, you can’t F with my flow (flow)

And she a dyke bitch, you can’t F with my hoe



OGDEN NASH on parenting

“Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.” - Ogden Nash

DMX, Dog Love

And it wasn’t bout the cheddar, I don’t trick

I got two things for bitches, couple of jokes and some dick

Yeah the kid talk slick but that’s not what I’m about

We got dog love and me and shorty ridin’ it out, we out



ANDREW CARNEGIE on effort

“The average person puts only 25% of his energy and ability into his work.  The world takes off its hat to those who put in more than 50% of their capacity, and stands on its head for those few and far between souls who devote 100%.”  - Andrew Carnegie


YOUNG JEEZY, Streets on Lock

My Name Ain’t Dick So Keep It Out Ya Mouth (Damnnn)

It Is What It Is Look I Am Tha South (Dat’s Right)

Big Mack You NIkkas Small Fries (Yaaaa)

U Just Anotha Nikka Im Mo Lyke A Franchize (Dats Wutsup)



SOREN KIERKEGAARD

“There is nothing with which every man is so afraid as getting to know how enormously much he is capable of doing and becoming.”  - Soren Kierkegaard


WU-TANG CLAN, TAR PIT

Sit back, let me do my, Sinatra thing
I’m in the Hip Hop Hall of Fame, on the wall is the plaques
Old ball and chain, I named her Madame X
She love big cannons, sex unprotected

FYODOR DOSTOYEVSKY

“What is hell?  I maintain that it is the suffering of being unable to love.”  - Fyodor Dostoyevsky


YOUNG JEEZY, 3 AM

I’m on that Grey Goose, higher than a pelican (damn)

Sophomore year, but I spit it like a veteran (yup)

Gangsta, gangsta, you can tell by the swag (swag)

And it’s fresh off the lot, you can tell by the tag, what’s up?



JOSEPH ADDISON on Happiness

“Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for.”  - Joseph Addison


BIG PUNISHER, How We Roll


You know I’m well known like Al Capone,
fully blown like Ton’ Montana
In a zone, sittin’ on chrome,
stoned sippin’ on cham-pagna
Rollin ganja up in bible papers,
see how high the lye can take us


JOAN DIDION on self-respect

“The willingness to accept responsibility for one’s own life is the source from which self-respect springs.” - Joan Didion


DAVID BANNER, Gangster Walk

We Got Them Nikkas Gettin’ Wild Gettin’ Buck
Havin’ Fits With A Bottle In They Hand
Wit A Blunt To They Lips
Gangster Walkin’ In The Club
Everybody Gonna Diss
And The Hoes On The Corner
Workin’ Graveyard Shifts


 


CHESTER BOWLES on GOVERNMENT

“Government is too big and too important to be left to the politicians.”  - Chester Bowles


LIL SCRAPPY, Money in the Bank

Hold on baby, please, go get on yo’, knees

If you don’t do it for me then do it for the, cheese (yea)

I got extra weed (yea) money long like sleeves (yea)

If a nikka try to creep, I got extra heat



HENRY DAVID THOREAU on attitude

“To affect the quality of the day, that is the highest of arts.”  - Henry David Thoreau


GETO BOYS, Dirty Bitch

You triflin’ slut, ain’t worth a cigarette butt

I shoulda left you where I found you, waitin’ on a bus

Wanna drag you to a field and chop you up to the bone

You ain’t worth the F-in’ ground I walk on, you dirty bitch



ALICE WALKER

“Expect nothing.  Live frugally on surprise.”  - Alice Walker


PRETTY RICKY & PLEASURE, juicy

I’ll lick your lollipop
I’ll put that thing on lock
I’ll let you climb on top
And let that nookie pop
I’m in the cookie jar
I aint no rookie girl



BENJAMIN FRANKLIN

“Beware of little expenses.  A small leak will sink a great ship.”  - Benjamin Franklin


WARREN G, It Ain’t Nothing Wrong with You

I stay pimpin’ in a bubble I Benz

with hos stubbled up and cuddled in the back with my friends

I slide up on ‘em like a cross fader

the hook up later

and serve this dick like a waiter

I ain’t tryna date her


 


JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL

“Mishaps are like knives, that either serve us or cut us, as we grasp them by the blade or the handle.” - James Russell Lowell


LIL ZANE, Wassup

I always rhyme, I always bust nines
Always wonna to fight a nikka one more time
And even if I win, Im’a beat his ass again
Won’t quit till your head split, BI-ATCH


NORMAN COUSINS

“Since the human body tends to move in the direction of its expectations -- plus or minus -- it is important to know that attitudes of confidence and determination are no less a part of the treatment program than medical science and technology.” - Norman Cousins


JAY-Z, Party Life

I’m on her bra strap, she’s on my diiiick
Ain’t nothin’ wrong with that, that’s my biiiitch
I be the boss of that, I’m on her shiiiit
So all you niggas fall back, I’ll split ya wig


NAGUIB MAHFOUZ

“You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers.  You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions.”  - Naguib Mahfouz


XZIBIT, Poppin' Off

Get between your thighs, make ya exercise
You ain’t gotta waste no time with no ‘F me’ eyes
I’m like all day long up in ya
Take a break, make a drink, roll the ‘wood, let the games continue


HENRY WADSWORTH LONGFELLOW

“Give what you have. To someone, it may be better than you dare to think.” - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow


LIL SCRAPPY, Headbussa

I speak my mind, cuz bitin’ my tongue hurt

Murder yo ass and lyrics and put ya face on a shirt

I'm a MF-in’ rida, cuz I thought y'all knew

And I reppin’ nothin’ even it's twenty of you

 


HENRY VAN DYKE on temperament

“There is no personal charm so great as the charm of a cheerful temperament.” - Henry Van Dyke


LIL HALF DEAD, Ballin’

Sippin’ champagne with a bowl of caviar

Hell yeh you are, yeh you are

Say it say it, coz they all deny it

Player play it, coz you can’t deny it

As fly as it get, as fly as i spit you know it’s the shiz

It’s so gangsta, gangsta bitch

 


GEORGE ORWELL

“In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.” - George Orwell


ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON

“Everybody sooner or later, sits down to a banquet of consequences.”  - Robert Louis Stevenson


R KELLY, Get Dirty

Order me some rounds again

Man I’m bout to clown again

I’m about to see them strippers go down tha poles again

Nikkas in tha club getting’ out of control again

 


JOSEPH CAMPBELL on Mythology

“Mythology is what we call someone else’s religion.”  - Joseph Campbell


DIZZEE RASCAL, I Love You

There was no intention in front of your wife

That she knows this that she’s ending your life

It’s a real shame you got hacked by the whores

It’s a real shame that kid probably ain’t yours


FRANZ KAFKA

“Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind it only the slime of bureaucracy.”  - Franz Kafka


8 BALL & MJG, Straight Cadillac Pimping

If I should die, before I wake
Roll me sum up, make sho I’m straight
Make sho my cup filled up with yak
Make sho my paper come in stacks

 


MARK TWAIN

“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do.”  - Mark Twain


NWA, Dopeman

Strawberry just look around you’ll see her
But don’t F around she’ll give you gonorrhea
If people out there ain’t hip to the fact
Strawberry iz a girl selling pu$$y 4 crack


DAVID HUME

“Nothing is more surprising than the easiness with which the many are governed by the few.” - David Hume


CHAMILLIONAIRE, Pimp Mode

Well it’s a sunny day in the city

With syrup and Sunny D

If you Trill we can conversate

If you ain’t I’ll blow ya off

-- Chamillionaire, Pimp Mode


MARGARET MEAD

“It may be necessary temporarily to accept a lesser evil, but one must never label a necessary evil as good.”  - Margaret Mead


LIL WAYNE, Eat You Alive

Damn dis girl ain’t even wearin’ no panties, dats grown-up

And I’m grown-up 2

N we can get together do wat grown-ups do

Now wat chu talkin’ bout


BERTRAND RUSSELL

“It would now be technically possible to unify the world, abolish war and poverty altogether, if men desired their own happiness more than the misery of their enemies.” - Bertrand Russell


PROJECT PAT, Crack a Head

Hate To See It Happen But Believe Me That It Will
Violators Doggin’ Blood Is Gonna Spill
You Gonna Get Some Act Right
Reachin’ For My Hen’ Bottle
Slap You In Your Dome
It Will Send You Right Into Tomorrow

GEORGE MOORE

“We live in our desires rather than in our achievements.” - George Moore


GETO BOYS, Raise Up Bitch

Now the nikkaz I run with are down brothers

And ready to die for a MF-er

So when you want to step mate

I’m a bust you dead in your a$$ with this twelve gauge

 

(In 1991, Bushwick Bill had surgery to remove his right eye.)


E.B. WHITE on Democracy

“Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time.”  - E. B. White


ODB, Cuttin’ Heads

Who, what, what

I don’t give a flying F

About a chump, cause this heart only pumps Kool-Aid

Snatch a kid by the braids, and cut his head off

 


GEORGE BERNARD SHAW on stupid people

“When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”  - George Bernard Shaw


DMX, Where the Hood At

I show no love, to homo thugs

Empty out, reloaded and throw more slugs

How you gonna explain F-ing a man?

Even if we squashed the beef, I ain’t touchin ya hand


ALBERT EINSTEIN on genius

“Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius, and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction.”  - Albert Einstein


T.I., Touchdown

So excuse me Oprah honey, I’m sorry, really I promise
But nikkas, bitches and hoes do exist, I’m just being honest
For that am I being punished?  Why is you so astonished?
Now I ain’t got a degree, just intelligence in abundance

ALBERT EINSTEIN's formula for success

“If A equals success, then the formula is A equals X plus Y plus Z. X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.”  - Albert Einstein


NASTY P, Who’s Holding the Gat?

So don’t be late, when he invites you somewhere

‘Cause the bitch will tear out you damn pube hair.

One day some nikkaz thought they’d bust him in the nuts.

They pulled their gats, P said “shucks”.


Francois, Duc de La Rochefoucauld

“Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.”  - Francois, Duc de La Rochefoucauld


ARTHUR SCHOPENHAUER on scoundrels

“Scoundrels are always sociable.”  - Arthur Schopenhauer


DJ QUIK, Ladies and Thugs

Now if I snapped, it was just a matter of time

before I turned into the Mad Hatter, splatter your bladder

On the morning after, you can’t refute the disaster

Cause body parts get musty in plaster

 


ELBERT HUBBARD

“The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.”  - Elbert Hubbard


K Kwick, Rowdy

I get greasy, low down dirty ass sleazy

Tease me, I be the rash, have ya ass

Hollerin’, sufferin’ succotash, I ain’t fearin’ nobody

Damn right, K-Kwik getting’ rowdy


THOMAS KEMPIS

“Be not angry that you cannot make others as you wish them to be, since you cannot make yourself as you wish to be.”  - Thomas Kempis


PROJECT PAT, Crack a Head

Hate To See It Happen But Believe Me That It Will

Violators Doggin’ Blood Is Gonna Spill

You Gonna Get Some Act Right Reachin’ For My Hen’ Bottle
Slap You In Your Dome It Will Send You Right Into Tomorrow

 


ALBERT EINSTEIN's formula for success

“If A equals success, then the formula is A equals X plus Y plus Z. X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.”  - Albert Einstein


LIL KIM, Shut Up Bitch

Everybody talkin’, all these haters hawkin’

Paparazzi stalkin’ takin’ pictures while I’m walkin’

Damn can’t a bitch breathe, gimme room please

I’m in the paper e’ry day if I piss or sneeze


WINSTON CHURCHILL on attitude

“The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.”  - Winston Churchill


JA RULE, Holla Holla

I just wanna hit it the worst way, right after a long day

And put the puss on lay-a-way, Heard me?

I’m that Dirty nikka that get you hot, and heat it

Baby girl if you want it as bad as you need it

 


FRIEDRICH NIETSCHE

“A very popular error - having the courage of one’s convictions: Rather it is a matter of having the courage for an attack upon one’s convictions.”  - Friedrich Nietzsche


LIL SCRAPPY, Headbussa

We don’t give a F about havin no click
The A got my back and ain’t takin no shiz
Excuse me shawty, get the F out my face
Befo’ we get mad and shoot up the whole place


DMX, Dog Love

And it wasn’t bout the cheddar, I don’t trick
I got two things for bitches, couple of jokes and some dick
Yeah the kid talk slick but that’s not what I’m about
We got dog love and me and shorty ridin it out, we out


F.H. Bradley

“There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.”  - F.H. Bradley


LIL HEAD, We Ballin’

See I plan to see my fantasy, balling on yachts

Throw a party for the hood, invite the whole block

Get served by top notch, hos walking around

And the ones that’s steady hating, they gon wanna know how

 


ROBERT FROST on individuals

“The best things and best people rise out of their separateness; I’m against a homogenized society because I want the cream to rise.” - Robert Frost


GETO BOYS, Why You Playin’?

The last way you wanna see me is disgruntled

Cause I shoot you in your muthaF-in face and leave you horizontal

My .45 signifies who’s boss

You play with me, I have your ass startin’ the news off


ARTHUR GOLDBERG on group-think

“If Columbus had an advisory committee he would probably still be at the dock.”  - Arthur Goldberg


LIL WAYNE, Eat You Alive

I can sit a fruit plate on her behind

I can get a new date on her behalf

Got a size 2 waist wit a perfect ass

Babydoll cute face like a Cabbage Patch


BENJAMIN DISRAELI

“Next to knowing when to seize an opportunity, the most important thing in life is to know when to forego an advantage.”  - Benjamin Disraeli


MJG, Good Damn Man

Pimp tight nigga for real slash lavish

Don’t chase dreams if ya can’t count cabbage

And even if a woman gets dinner to give me some

It ain’t no bitch worth my whole income


ROBERT E SHERWOOD on aging

“The only people who grow old were born old to begin with.” - Robert E. Sherwood


T.I., My Swag

Regardless what haters say I’m as real as they come

I’m chasin’ that paper baby however it come

I’m singin’ a song and movin’ yay by the ton

I bet you never seen a nikka getting’ money so young


THOMAS SZASZ

“People often say that this or that person has not yet found himself. But the self is not something one finds, it is something one creates.” - Thomas Szasz

 


LIL SCRAPPY, Get Some Crunk in Yo System

I’m sippin’ on the crunk juice, Hennessy to get me loose
Nikkas getting’ bunk and shiz, dranking all the Grey Goose
Throwin’ signs up in the air, representing from where they came
It’s the same shiz in the club, nikkas fightin’ man.

BERTRAND RUSSELL

“The people who are regarded as moral luminaries are those who forego ordinary pleasures themselves and find compensation in interfering with the pleasures of others.” - Bertrand Russell


LIL FIZZ, Something on my mind

I said girl gone and tell me what you drinkin’ on
Cuz you the lady I been thinking of
Now get your friend and tell her bring it on
Get you a cup of Goose, get loose and start freakin’ off


GEORGE SANTAYANA

“There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.”  - George Santayana


NAS, You Gotta Love It

Some girls get too emotional, fanatic extremist

Get pulsive with malice insentitives, the foulest of bitches

Hung up my riches, her childest wishes

Be suspicious of those sleeping with fishes, them hos

 


SAMUEL JOHNSON being deep

“A man may be so much of everything that his is nothing of anything.” - Samuel Johnson


AKON, I wanna love you

Baby you got a phatty, the type I like to marry

Wantin’ to just give you everything and that’s kinda scary

Cause I’m loving the way you shake your ass

Bouncin’, got me tippin’ my glassa

 


MIGUEL de UNAMUNO

“To fall into a habit is to begin to cease to be.” - Miguel de Unamuno


DA BRAT, Gooshy Wooshy

I’ma put the dip in your hip from right to left</