A “Tip-of-the-Hat”, if you will, after a bystander passes gas in an egregious manner.  Basically, it is your vote of approval during post-flatulence that the individual did indeed go above and beyond the normal farting standards.

(adjective) Marked by separation of or from usually contiguous elements;  isolated.

the common practice of slightly dampening ones’ hands in a public restroom, giving the appearance of a handwash.

(verb) Burn slightly and superficially so as to affect color; blacken, sear, scorch.

the George Carlin belief that when you die, your soul goes up on a roof and gets stuck.

(adjective) Capable of soothing or eliminating pain; analgesic, analgetic

Vomit or snot from a baby found around the upper chest or shoulders of their father which shows the world that they are a parent.

(adjective) Having or showing great emotion or zeal; ardent, fervid, fiery, impassioned, perfervid, torrid.

the blank area on the back of the credit card where your signature goes.

the elongation of a male's scrotum due to summertime heat.

The situation of being on the ‘yellow list’, which a person is placed on when they do not wash their hands after urinating.

(adjective) Tending to talk excessively; chatty, garrulous, loquacious, talkative, talky.

Slang abbreviation for “totally heterosexual”; used to describe a situation that most would perceive as gay. 

(adjective) Having a magical quality or charm; fairylike; fey.

to have a fit, whether it be epileptic or emotional.  To forego rationality and opt for spasmodic movements, arms flailing, and utterances of an incoherent nature.  Likewise, it is the behavior of people who get upset when they don’t understand something.  (see also, throw a hissy fit)

(adjective) Resembling an oracle in obscurity of thought; enigmatic.

Putting off self-pleasure due to laziness.

(adjective) Threatening or foreshadowing evil or tragic developments; menacing, minacious, minatory, ominous, sinister, threatening, forbidding.

A condition resulting in a failure to process basic facts or comprehend common knowledge, due largely to having a mind full of useless information.

(adjective) Serving to set in motion; initiative, initiatory, maiden, first.

the (often annoying to others who don't share it) overly happy attitude of early birders - often associated with a great eagerness to call early committee meetings or to embark on sales-related shopping trips that mimic dawn raids on enemy encampments.

(adjective) Rough or irregular; textured; homespun, nubby, slubbed, tweedy.

Fake bacon.  A vegetarian substitute for bacon, usually made from Textured Vegetable Protein (TVP).

(noun) An earnest request or petition; a plea; appeal, prayer.

(kab’ nih kreep) - n. The structural condition in which the closing of one kitchen cabinet causes another to open.

(adjective) Filled with or expressing grief; mournful.

cleaning your email box all the way out, and starting from scratch.

(noun) Irrepressible liveliness and good spirit; irrepressibility.

a superhot mom who doesn’t have to work.  Who spends the occasional afternoon with the other mommies and kids at Mickey D’s.

(verb) Put at a disadvantage; hinder, harm; disadvantage.

common ailment found in those with dreads; caused by rolling the locks and causing scalp pain.

(adverb) By accident; by chance, by luck.

Knee-high boots used for when a woman goes out manhunting.  Also known as ‘F Me Boots,’ these boots never fail to ‘get ‘em.’

(adjective) Watchful; vigilant; sleepless.

The moment before you sneeze where you tilt your head up and half close your eyes.  If prolonged, it is agony.  You look like an idiot in addition to feeling incredibly uncomfortable in the nose.

(adjective) Not permitted or governed by law; nonlegal.

a person of average of below-average intelligence or skill who claims to be an expert.

(adjective) Expressing extreme contempt; contemptuous, insulting, scornful.

riding around the in car with your friends for the sole purpose of getting high on the smoke.  Often done when, for whatever reason, it's inconvenient to smoke in a certain location.

When a man can not think, speak, or listen due to being overly enamored with a woman’s breasts.

(adjective) Consisting of a haphazard assortment of different kinds; assorted, miscellaneous, mixed, sundry.

A long distance drinking race.  The athletes involved in this activity will have to choose a neighborhood packed with bars, and it ends with the contestant face down in the sidewalk.

(verb) To remove from association; separate; disassociate, disjoint, disunite, divorce.

a cheap crappy apartment in a terrible neighborhood; an apartment that needs a lot of work done to it to make it livable.

(adjective) Working, acting, or speaking with effortless ease and fluency; eloquent, silver-tongued, smooth-spoken, fluent, silver.

a woman who is a skank, a c-word, and a bitch, all at once.

A guy who stares, intentionally or unintentionally, at other guys’ equipment in public bathrooms, locker rooms, etc.

overweight person running very swiftly.

(adjective) Unpleasantly and excessively suave or ingratiating in manner or speech; unctuous, buttery, oleaginous, smarmy, oily.

Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt.  Scare tactics used by corporate America.

(noun) A purplish-red dye derived from certain lichens; archil, orchil.

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